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authorJasper Van der Jeugt2020-07-30 19:42:26 +0200
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+A crypto conference is never complete without \BLANK.
+A recent laboratory study shows that undergrads have 50\% less sex after being exposed to \BLANK.
+A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without \BLANK.
+Both Microsoft and Apple have concerns with \BLANK.
+Bruce Schneier's new book has a chapter on \BLANK.
+Despite his work at Bletchley Park, Alan Turing is little know for his work on \BLANK.
+Did you hear that \BLANK is the new hot topic?
+Due to the Covid crisis, I have rekindled my enthusiasm for \BLANK.
+During sex, I like to think about \BLANK.
+Having really bad gas throughout November led to \BLANK.
+I always include \BLANK in my reviewer feedback.
+I can't believe I got away with \BLANK.
+I can't believe my grant application for \BLANK was denied!
+I can't concentrate without \BLANK.
+I deserve to be an IACR fellow for my groundbreaking contributions to \BLANK.
+I don't encrypt my files, I keep them hidden in \BLANK.
+I drink to forget \BLANK.
+I felt sick to my stomach at PKC because of \BLANK.
+I find that \BLANK relieves pre-submission stress.
+I get by with a little help from \BLANK.
+I got 99 problems but \BLANK ain't one.
+I hope no one finds out about \BLANK.
+I just got out of an incomprehensible talk on \BLANK.
+I just hope the reviewers don't notice \BLANK.
+I only got through my PhD because of a long-winded explanation of \BLANK.
+I swear I didn't go to Financial Crypto because of the location, I went for \BLANK.
+I think I will skip the session on \BLANK this year.
+I was going to include Katz and Lindell as recommended reading, but it doesn't contain anything on \BLANK.
+I was surprised to see anyone awake at the end of my presentation on \BLANK.
+I woke up drenched in sweat from a nightmare about \BLANK.
+I woke up filled with shame about \BLANK.
+I'll eat my hat if anyone ever breaks \BLANK.
+I'm hoping to avoid 2/3 of the program committee, because my paper is on \BLANK.
+I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of \BLANK.
+I've had it with these blockchain bros! ``Crypto'' means \BLANK.
+It took 72,000 instances, but I finally cracked \BLANK.
+It turns out that my company's password policy requires \BLANK.
+My academic CV says I'm an expert on \BLANK.
+My career started with \BLANK.
+My favourite thing about online conferences is \BLANK.
+My encryption scheme is extra secure because of \BLANK.
+My first accepted paper was on provably secure \BLANK.
+My latest paper on \BLANK will help me get more citations than Mihir Bellare.
+My student couldn't complete their homework due to \BLANK.
+Oh no! I just saw Koblitz and Menezes taking another look at \BLANK.
+One regret I have from my PhD is \BLANK.
+Putting \BLANK in my application helped me immensely.
+RWC was already full when I tried to register because I was too busy \BLANK.
+Remembering \BLANK, then immediately vomiting.
+Self-isolation is fantastic for \BLANK.
+TSA guidelines now prohibit \BLANK on airplanes.
+Talk dirty to me, baby. Tell me about \BLANK.
+The Bletchley Park Museum has just opened an interactive exhibit on \BLANK.
+The Israeli government stores its data with \BLANK.
+The best thing about having Eurocrypt 2020 online was \BLANK.
+The next big thing will almost certainly be \BLANK.
+The talk that had the most influence on my personal life was \BLANK.
+The thing I love most about staying in the UCSB dorms during Crypto is \BLANK.
+The way things are going, the best paper at Crypto 2048 will probably be about \BLANK.
+There is nothing quite like \BLANK, alone in the office at night.
+WTF! My paper on \BLANK just got rejected from the ePrint server.
+What ended my last relationship?
+What gets better with age?
+What is the best way to wind down at the end of a hard day?
+What never fails to liven up the Eurocrypt banquet?
+What will always get you laid?
+What's a cryptographer's best friend?
+What's my secret power?
+When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of \BLANK.
+When all this is over, I'm not looking forward to \BLANK.
+When my crypto patents turn me into a billionaire, I will erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate \BLANK.
+Why can't I sleep at night?
+Yo' momma so dumb she encrypts her files with \BLANK.
+\BLANK kept me up all night.
+\BLANK was the last thing I expected to find in Edward Snowden's leaked documents.