From 3b7d11c6182b8aa3d3d4f9e36c213e4eba6c8d8f Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Jasper Van der Jeugt Date: Thu, 30 Jul 2020 19:42:26 +0200 Subject: Add cards from CardsAgainstCryptography --- black.txt | 75 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 75 insertions(+) create mode 100644 black.txt (limited to 'black.txt') diff --git a/black.txt b/black.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..e7383a5 --- /dev/null +++ b/black.txt @@ -0,0 +1,75 @@ +A crypto conference is never complete without \BLANK. +A recent laboratory study shows that undergrads have 50\% less sex after being exposed to \BLANK. +A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without \BLANK. +Both Microsoft and Apple have concerns with \BLANK. +Bruce Schneier's new book has a chapter on \BLANK. +Despite his work at Bletchley Park, Alan Turing is little know for his work on \BLANK. +Did you hear that \BLANK is the new hot topic? +Due to the Covid crisis, I have rekindled my enthusiasm for \BLANK. +During sex, I like to think about \BLANK. +Having really bad gas throughout November led to \BLANK. +I always include \BLANK in my reviewer feedback. +I can't believe I got away with \BLANK. +I can't believe my grant application for \BLANK was denied! +I can't concentrate without \BLANK. +I deserve to be an IACR fellow for my groundbreaking contributions to \BLANK. +I don't encrypt my files, I keep them hidden in \BLANK. +I drink to forget \BLANK. +I felt sick to my stomach at PKC because of \BLANK. +I find that \BLANK relieves pre-submission stress. +I get by with a little help from \BLANK. +I got 99 problems but \BLANK ain't one. +I hope no one finds out about \BLANK. +I just got out of an incomprehensible talk on \BLANK. +I just hope the reviewers don't notice \BLANK. +I only got through my PhD because of a long-winded explanation of \BLANK. +I swear I didn't go to Financial Crypto because of the location, I went for \BLANK. +I think I will skip the session on \BLANK this year. +I was going to include Katz and Lindell as recommended reading, but it doesn't contain anything on \BLANK. +I was surprised to see anyone awake at the end of my presentation on \BLANK. +I woke up drenched in sweat from a nightmare about \BLANK. +I woke up filled with shame about \BLANK. +I'll eat my hat if anyone ever breaks \BLANK. +I'm hoping to avoid 2/3 of the program committee, because my paper is on \BLANK. +I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of \BLANK. +I've had it with these blockchain bros! ``Crypto'' means \BLANK. +It took 72,000 instances, but I finally cracked \BLANK. +It turns out that my company's password policy requires \BLANK. +My academic CV says I'm an expert on \BLANK. +My career started with \BLANK. +My favourite thing about online conferences is \BLANK. +My encryption scheme is extra secure because of \BLANK. +My first accepted paper was on provably secure \BLANK. +My latest paper on \BLANK will help me get more citations than Mihir Bellare. +My student couldn't complete their homework due to \BLANK. +Oh no! I just saw Koblitz and Menezes taking another look at \BLANK. +One regret I have from my PhD is \BLANK. +Putting \BLANK in my application helped me immensely. +RWC was already full when I tried to register because I was too busy \BLANK. +Remembering \BLANK, then immediately vomiting. +Self-isolation is fantastic for \BLANK. +TSA guidelines now prohibit \BLANK on airplanes. +Talk dirty to me, baby. Tell me about \BLANK. +The Bletchley Park Museum has just opened an interactive exhibit on \BLANK. +The Israeli government stores its data with \BLANK. +The best thing about having Eurocrypt 2020 online was \BLANK. +The next big thing will almost certainly be \BLANK. +The talk that had the most influence on my personal life was \BLANK. +The thing I love most about staying in the UCSB dorms during Crypto is \BLANK. +The way things are going, the best paper at Crypto 2048 will probably be about \BLANK. +There is nothing quite like \BLANK, alone in the office at night. +WTF! My paper on \BLANK just got rejected from the ePrint server. +What ended my last relationship? +What gets better with age? +What is the best way to wind down at the end of a hard day? +What never fails to liven up the Eurocrypt banquet? +What will always get you laid? +What's a cryptographer's best friend? +What's my secret power? +When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of \BLANK. +When all this is over, I'm not looking forward to \BLANK. +When my crypto patents turn me into a billionaire, I will erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate \BLANK. +Why can't I sleep at night? +Yo' momma so dumb she encrypts her files with \BLANK. +\BLANK kept me up all night. +\BLANK was the last thing I expected to find in Edward Snowden's leaked documents. -- cgit v1.2.3