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| author | Jasper Van der Jeugt | 2020-08-04 12:10:01 +0200 |
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| committer | Jasper Van der Jeugt | 2020-08-04 12:10:01 +0200 |
| commit | 63f04cdee0070f0fbcbbb0e04014dd56d264bf87 (patch) | |
| tree | e4f33b8b0ba830786078fca3435678c5c5b1f586 /black.txt | |
| parent | 4a53d8f322e0911e731915b066ee8ab0456061ed (diff) | |
Cards from CardsAgainstCryptography
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@@ -1,3 +1,41 @@ # ICFP2020 Cards \BLANK is just \BLANK in the Category of \BLANK. -Really, \BLANK would be better without \BLANK. + +# Some cards taken from: +# https://github.com/CardsAgainstCryptography/CAC/blob/master/src/white.txt +# Slightly modified to take out most sexist / racist / ... stuff and comply +# with the cafp format. Added more \BLANKs to a few because we can. +A PL conference is never complete without \BLANK. +Both Microsoft and Apple have concerns with \BLANK. +Did you hear that \BLANK is the new hot topic? +Due to the Covid crisis, I have rekindled my enthusiasm for \BLANK. +I always include \BLANK in my reviewer feedback. +I can't believe I got away with \BLANK. +I can't believe my grant application for \BLANK was denied! +I can't concentrate without \BLANK. +I drink to forget \BLANK. +I find that \BLANK relieves pre-submission stress. +I get by with a little help from \BLANK. +I got 99 problems but \BLANK ain't one. +I hope no one finds out about \BLANK. +I just got out of an incomprehensible talk on \BLANK and \BLANK. +I just hope the reviewers don't notice \BLANK. +I only got through my PhD because of a long-winded explanation of \BLANK. +I think I will skip the session on \BLANK this year. +I was surprised to get no questions about \BLANK the end of my presentation on \BLANK. +I woke up drenched in sweat from a nightmare about \BLANK. +I woke up filled with shame about \BLANK. +I'm hoping to avoid 2/3 of the program committee, because my paper is on \BLANK. +I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of \BLANK. +My academic CV says I'm an expert on \BLANK. +My career started with \BLANK. +My favourite thing about online conferences is \BLANK. +One regret I have from my PhD is \BLANK. +Putting \BLANK in my application helped me immensely. +Remembering \BLANK, then immediately vomiting. +Self-isolation is fantastic for \BLANK. +The next big thing will almost certainly be \BLANK. +The talk that had the most influence on my personal life was \BLANK. +When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of \BLANK. +Why can't I sleep at night? \BLANK +\BLANK kept me up all night. |