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diff --git a/black.txt b/black.txt deleted file mode 100644 index ed7232a..0000000 --- a/black.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,60 +0,0 @@ -# ICFP2020 Cards -\BLANK is just \BLANK in the Category of \BLANK. -My next paper title? The next 700 \BLANK. -Procrastinating on my paper by working on \BLANK. -\BLANK and \BLANK. A match made in heaven. -Without \BLANK we wouldn't have \BLANK. -Reviewer 2 found my paper guilty of \BLANK. -\BLANK is just a special case of \BLANK. -Listen, if you want to get involved with \BLANK, just stay clear of \BLANK. -\BLANK would be woefully incomplete without \BLANK. -\BLANK: Hours of fun. Easy to use. Perfect for \BLANK! - -# Some cards taken from: -# https://github.com/CardsAgainstCryptography/CAC/blob/master/src/white.txt -# Slightly modified to take out most sexist / racist / ... stuff and comply -# with the uplcg format. Added more \BLANKs to a few because we can. -A PL conference is never complete without \BLANK. -Both Microsoft and Apple have concerns with \BLANK. -Did you hear that \BLANK is the new hot topic? -Due to the Covid crisis, I have rekindled my enthusiasm for \BLANK. -I always include \BLANK in my reviewer feedback. -I can't believe I got away with \BLANK. -I can't believe my grant application for \BLANK was denied! -I can't concentrate without \BLANK. -I drink to forget \BLANK. -I find that \BLANK relieves pre-submission stress. -I get by with a little help from \BLANK. -I got 99 problems but \BLANK ain't one. -I hope no one finds out about \BLANK. -I just got out of an incomprehensible talk on \BLANK and \BLANK. -I just hope the reviewers don't notice \BLANK. -I only got through my PhD because of a long-winded explanation of \BLANK. -I think I will skip the session on \BLANK this year. -I was surprised to get no questions about \BLANK the end of my presentation on \BLANK. -I woke up drenched in sweat from a nightmare about \BLANK. -I woke up filled with shame about \BLANK. -I'm hoping to avoid 2/3 of the program committee, because my paper is on \BLANK. -I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of \BLANK. -My academic CV says I'm an expert on \BLANK. -My career started with \BLANK. -My favourite thing about online conferences is \BLANK. -One regret I have from my PhD is \BLANK. -Putting \BLANK in my application helped me immensely. -Remembering \BLANK, then immediately vomiting. -Self-isolation is fantastic for \BLANK. -The next big thing will almost certainly be \BLANK. -The talk that had the most influence on my personal life was \BLANK. -When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of \BLANK. -Why can't I sleep at night? \BLANK -\BLANK kept me up all night. -When all this is over, I'm not looking forward to \BLANK. -What's a programmer's best friend? \BLANK -What's my secret power? \BLANK - -# CaH with minor edits -\BLANK + \BLANK = \BLANK -Step 1: \BLANK. Step 2: \BLANK. Step 3: Profit. -\BLANK is a slippery slope that leads to \BLANK. -\BLANK & \BLANK: The Musical. -I got 99 problems but \BLANK ain’t one. |