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authorJasper Van der Jeugt2020-07-30 19:42:26 +0200
committerJasper Van der Jeugt2020-07-30 19:42:26 +0200
commit3b7d11c6182b8aa3d3d4f9e36c213e4eba6c8d8f (patch)
treeefbf3a064adefa8cc1228edec835d7403068e779
parentfe56ddfbd14b3e7fbaee8732641bcc00fbd0c856 (diff)
Add cards from CardsAgainstCryptography
Diffstat (limited to '')
-rw-r--r--Makefile16
-rw-r--r--black.txt75
-rw-r--r--client/index.html1
-rw-r--r--client/src/Client.elm13
-rw-r--r--client/src/Messages.elm5
-rw-r--r--client/style.css16
-rw-r--r--server/lib/Cafp/Game.hs17
-rw-r--r--server/lib/Cafp/Main/Server.hs27
-rw-r--r--server/lib/Cafp/Messages.hs1
-rw-r--r--white.txt190
10 files changed, 346 insertions, 15 deletions
diff --git a/Makefile b/Makefile
index 5c05542..0f7a475 100644
--- a/Makefile
+++ b/Makefile
@@ -3,7 +3,11 @@ ELM_SOURCES=$(shell find client/src -name '*.elm')
ELM_MESSAGES_SOURCE=client/src/Messages.elm
.PHONY: build
-build: server/assets/client.js server/assets/client.html
+build: server/assets/client.js \
+ server/assets/client.html \
+ server/assets/style.css \
+ server/assets/black.txt \
+ server/assets/white.txt
server: build
cd server && stack exec cafp-server
@@ -20,5 +24,13 @@ server/assets/client.js: $(ELM_MESSAGES_SOURCE) $(ELM_SOURCES)
cd client && elm make src/Client.elm --output=../server/assets/client.js
server/assets/client.html: client/index.html
- mkdir -p server/assets
cp client/index.html $@
+
+server/assets/style.css: client/style.css
+ cp $< $@
+
+server/assets/black.txt: black.txt
+ cp $< $@
+
+server/assets/white.txt: white.txt
+ cp $< $@
diff --git a/black.txt b/black.txt
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..e7383a5
--- /dev/null
+++ b/black.txt
@@ -0,0 +1,75 @@
+A crypto conference is never complete without \BLANK.
+A recent laboratory study shows that undergrads have 50\% less sex after being exposed to \BLANK.
+A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without \BLANK.
+Both Microsoft and Apple have concerns with \BLANK.
+Bruce Schneier's new book has a chapter on \BLANK.
+Despite his work at Bletchley Park, Alan Turing is little know for his work on \BLANK.
+Did you hear that \BLANK is the new hot topic?
+Due to the Covid crisis, I have rekindled my enthusiasm for \BLANK.
+During sex, I like to think about \BLANK.
+Having really bad gas throughout November led to \BLANK.
+I always include \BLANK in my reviewer feedback.
+I can't believe I got away with \BLANK.
+I can't believe my grant application for \BLANK was denied!
+I can't concentrate without \BLANK.
+I deserve to be an IACR fellow for my groundbreaking contributions to \BLANK.
+I don't encrypt my files, I keep them hidden in \BLANK.
+I drink to forget \BLANK.
+I felt sick to my stomach at PKC because of \BLANK.
+I find that \BLANK relieves pre-submission stress.
+I get by with a little help from \BLANK.
+I got 99 problems but \BLANK ain't one.
+I hope no one finds out about \BLANK.
+I just got out of an incomprehensible talk on \BLANK.
+I just hope the reviewers don't notice \BLANK.
+I only got through my PhD because of a long-winded explanation of \BLANK.
+I swear I didn't go to Financial Crypto because of the location, I went for \BLANK.
+I think I will skip the session on \BLANK this year.
+I was going to include Katz and Lindell as recommended reading, but it doesn't contain anything on \BLANK.
+I was surprised to see anyone awake at the end of my presentation on \BLANK.
+I woke up drenched in sweat from a nightmare about \BLANK.
+I woke up filled with shame about \BLANK.
+I'll eat my hat if anyone ever breaks \BLANK.
+I'm hoping to avoid 2/3 of the program committee, because my paper is on \BLANK.
+I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of \BLANK.
+I've had it with these blockchain bros! ``Crypto'' means \BLANK.
+It took 72,000 instances, but I finally cracked \BLANK.
+It turns out that my company's password policy requires \BLANK.
+My academic CV says I'm an expert on \BLANK.
+My career started with \BLANK.
+My favourite thing about online conferences is \BLANK.
+My encryption scheme is extra secure because of \BLANK.
+My first accepted paper was on provably secure \BLANK.
+My latest paper on \BLANK will help me get more citations than Mihir Bellare.
+My student couldn't complete their homework due to \BLANK.
+Oh no! I just saw Koblitz and Menezes taking another look at \BLANK.
+One regret I have from my PhD is \BLANK.
+Putting \BLANK in my application helped me immensely.
+RWC was already full when I tried to register because I was too busy \BLANK.
+Remembering \BLANK, then immediately vomiting.
+Self-isolation is fantastic for \BLANK.
+TSA guidelines now prohibit \BLANK on airplanes.
+Talk dirty to me, baby. Tell me about \BLANK.
+The Bletchley Park Museum has just opened an interactive exhibit on \BLANK.
+The Israeli government stores its data with \BLANK.
+The best thing about having Eurocrypt 2020 online was \BLANK.
+The next big thing will almost certainly be \BLANK.
+The talk that had the most influence on my personal life was \BLANK.
+The thing I love most about staying in the UCSB dorms during Crypto is \BLANK.
+The way things are going, the best paper at Crypto 2048 will probably be about \BLANK.
+There is nothing quite like \BLANK, alone in the office at night.
+WTF! My paper on \BLANK just got rejected from the ePrint server.
+What ended my last relationship?
+What gets better with age?
+What is the best way to wind down at the end of a hard day?
+What never fails to liven up the Eurocrypt banquet?
+What will always get you laid?
+What's a cryptographer's best friend?
+What's my secret power?
+When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of \BLANK.
+When all this is over, I'm not looking forward to \BLANK.
+When my crypto patents turn me into a billionaire, I will erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate \BLANK.
+Why can't I sleep at night?
+Yo' momma so dumb she encrypts her files with \BLANK.
+\BLANK kept me up all night.
+\BLANK was the last thing I expected to find in Edward Snowden's leaked documents.
diff --git a/client/index.html b/client/index.html
index 75ee56d..adc2ac8 100644
--- a/client/index.html
+++ b/client/index.html
@@ -3,6 +3,7 @@
<head>
<meta charset="UTF-8">
<title>Client</title>
+ <link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="/assets/style.css">
</head>
<body>
<div id="main"></div>
diff --git a/client/src/Client.elm b/client/src/Client.elm
index 1938711..efd97fb 100644
--- a/client/src/Client.elm
+++ b/client/src/Client.elm
@@ -67,7 +67,18 @@ view model = case model of
]
[Html.text "change"]
]
- ]
+ ] ++
+ (case game.view.blackCard of
+ Nothing -> []
+ Just c -> [blackCard c])
+
+blackCard : String -> Html a
+blackCard string =
+ let blank = Html.span [Html.Attributes.class "blank"] [] in
+ Html.div [Html.Attributes.class "black"] <|
+ List.intersperse blank <|
+ List.map Html.text <|
+ String.split "\\BLANK" string
subscriptions : Model -> Sub Msg
subscriptions model = webSocketIn WebSocketIn
diff --git a/client/src/Messages.elm b/client/src/Messages.elm
index 3fbacc3..77b3830 100644
--- a/client/src/Messages.elm
+++ b/client/src/Messages.elm
@@ -11,19 +11,22 @@ import Set exposing (Set)
type alias GameView =
{ opponents: (List String)
, myName: String
+ , blackCard: (Maybe String)
}
jsonDecGameView : Json.Decode.Decoder ( GameView )
jsonDecGameView =
- Json.Decode.succeed (\popponents pmyName -> {opponents = popponents, myName = pmyName})
+ Json.Decode.succeed (\popponents pmyName pblackCard -> {opponents = popponents, myName = pmyName, blackCard = pblackCard})
|> required "opponents" (Json.Decode.list (Json.Decode.string))
|> required "myName" (Json.Decode.string)
+ |> fnullable "blackCard" (Json.Decode.string)
jsonEncGameView : GameView -> Value
jsonEncGameView val =
Json.Encode.object
[ ("opponents", (Json.Encode.list Json.Encode.string) val.opponents)
, ("myName", Json.Encode.string val.myName)
+ , ("blackCard", (maybeEncode (Json.Encode.string)) val.blackCard)
]
diff --git a/client/style.css b/client/style.css
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..fd26c52
--- /dev/null
+++ b/client/style.css
@@ -0,0 +1,16 @@
+html {
+ font-size: 18px;
+}
+
+.black {
+ color: white;
+ background: black;
+ padding: 18px;
+ border-radius: 18px;
+}
+
+.blank {
+ border-bottom: 2px solid white;
+ display: inline-block;
+ width: 42px;
+}
diff --git a/server/lib/Cafp/Game.hs b/server/lib/Cafp/Game.hs
index af958ae..a083e57 100644
--- a/server/lib/Cafp/Game.hs
+++ b/server/lib/Cafp/Game.hs
@@ -3,6 +3,7 @@
{-# LANGUAGE TemplateHaskell #-}
module Cafp.Game
( PlayerId
+ , Cards (..)
, Game (..)
, newGame
@@ -15,7 +16,7 @@ module Cafp.Game
) where
import Cafp.Messages
-import Control.Lens (at, ix, over, (%~), (&), (.~), (^.))
+import Control.Lens (at, ix, over, (%~), (&), (.~), (^.), (^?))
import Control.Lens.TH (makeLenses)
import qualified Data.HashMap.Strict as HMS
import Data.Maybe (fromMaybe)
@@ -24,15 +25,22 @@ import qualified Data.Text as T
type PlayerId = Int
+data Cards = Cards
+ { _cardsBlack :: [T.Text]
+ , _cardsWhite :: [T.Text]
+ } deriving (Show)
+
data Game = Game
- { _gamePlayers :: !(HMS.HashMap Int Text)
+ { _gameCards :: !Cards
+ , _gamePlayers :: !(HMS.HashMap Int Text)
, _gameNextPlayerId :: !Int
} deriving (Show)
+makeLenses ''Cards
makeLenses ''Game
-newGame :: Game
-newGame = Game HMS.empty 1
+newGame :: Cards -> Game
+newGame cards = Game cards HMS.empty 1
joinGame :: Game -> (PlayerId, Game)
joinGame game =
@@ -58,4 +66,5 @@ gameViewForPlayer self game =
GameView
{ gameViewOpponents = opponents
, gameViewMyName = name
+ , gameViewBlackCard = game ^? gameCards . cardsBlack . ix 0
}
diff --git a/server/lib/Cafp/Main/Server.hs b/server/lib/Cafp/Main/Server.hs
index e87bfb5..eae887e 100644
--- a/server/lib/Cafp/Main/Server.hs
+++ b/server/lib/Cafp/Main/Server.hs
@@ -18,6 +18,7 @@ import qualified Data.HashMap.Strict as HMS
import Data.Text (Text)
import qualified Data.Text as T
import qualified Data.Text.Encoding as T
+import qualified Data.Text.IO as T
import qualified Data.Text.Lazy as TL
import qualified Network.Wai as Wai
import qualified Network.Wai.Handler.Warp as Warp
@@ -39,14 +40,22 @@ data Room = Room
}
data Server = Server
- { serverRooms :: TVar (HMS.HashMap RoomId Room)
+ { serverCards :: Cards
+ , serverRooms :: TVar (HMS.HashMap RoomId Room)
}
-newServer :: STM Server
-newServer = Server <$> STM.newTVar HMS.empty
+readCards :: IO Cards
+readCards = Cards
+ <$> fmap T.lines (T.readFile "assets/black.txt")
+ <*> fmap T.lines (T.readFile "assets/white.txt")
-newRoom :: STM Room
-newRoom = Room <$> STM.newTVar newGame <*> STM.newTVar HMS.empty
+newServer :: IO Server
+newServer = Server <$> readCards <*> atomically (STM.newTVar HMS.empty)
+
+newRoom :: Server -> STM Room
+newRoom server = Room
+ <$> STM.newTVar (newGame $ serverCards server)
+ <*> STM.newTVar HMS.empty
scottyApp :: IO Wai.Application
scottyApp = Scotty.scottyApp $ do
@@ -61,6 +70,10 @@ scottyApp = Scotty.scottyApp $ do
Scotty.setHeader "Content-Type" "application/JavaScript"
Scotty.file "assets/client.js"
+ Scotty.get "/assets/style.css" $ do
+ Scotty.setHeader "Content-Type" "text/css"
+ Scotty.file "assets/style.css"
+
routePendingConnection :: WS.PendingConnection -> Maybe RoomId
routePendingConnection pending =
let path = T.decodeUtf8 . WS.requestPath $ WS.pendingRequest pending in
@@ -74,7 +87,7 @@ getOrCreateRoom server roomId = do
case HMS.lookup roomId rooms of
Just room -> pure room
Nothing -> do
- room <- newRoom
+ room <- newRoom server
STM.writeTVar (serverRooms server) $ HMS.insert roomId room rooms
pure room
@@ -131,7 +144,7 @@ main :: IO ()
main = do
let port = 3000
settings = Warp.setPort port Warp.defaultSettings
- server <- atomically newServer
+ server <- newServer
sapp <- scottyApp
Warp.runSettings settings $
WaiWs.websocketsOr WS.defaultConnectionOptions (wsApp server) sapp
diff --git a/server/lib/Cafp/Messages.hs b/server/lib/Cafp/Messages.hs
index 29f5575..3e345f2 100644
--- a/server/lib/Cafp/Messages.hs
+++ b/server/lib/Cafp/Messages.hs
@@ -11,6 +11,7 @@ import Elm.Derive
data GameView = GameView
{ gameViewOpponents :: [Text]
, gameViewMyName :: Text
+ , gameViewBlackCard :: Maybe Text
} deriving (Show)
data ServerMessage
diff --git a/white.txt b/white.txt
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..ec5e8ea
--- /dev/null
+++ b/white.txt
@@ -0,0 +1,190 @@
+100\% talks, \\ 0\% human interaction.
+16-bit AES.
+17 slides for a 3-minute rump session talk.
+2 to 4 kilograms of top quality amphetamines.
+2-sentence Eurocrypt reviews.
+387 contact tracing papers submitted to Eurocrypt 2021.
+4mm reasonable margins.
+A 25-year old policy on sexual harassment.
+A Facebook friend request from a cryptographer I~actually despise.
+A career-limiting card game.
+A dancing cryptographer.
+A genuine attempt to configure IPsec.
+A hand wavy argument.
+A long-term nonce.
+A non-fabricated use of pairings.
+A painfully slow Tor masturbation session.
+A popup Skype notification from ``lovemachine69'' during my keynote talk.
+A proof that appears in the ``full version''.
+A shepherd that won't budge.
+A tight security reduction to the problem of fending off a sexually voracious goat.
+A violent and bloody PhD defence.
+Aaron Aaronson's insistence on alphabetical author ordering.
+Academic integrity.
+Accidentally sexting my co-supervisor.
+Actually being ``sorry for the late reply''.
+Actually efficient indistinguishability obfuscation.
+Adleman-Rivest-Shamir encryption (the ARSE algorithm).
+An IACR board meeting.
+An SSL vulnerability with a silly name.
+An ``anonymous'' reviewer insisting I cite 6 papers by the same author.
+An inappropriate workplace romance.
+An insecure VPN straight to the Kremlin.
+An overfull hbox.
+An overlooked patent.
+Arguing savagely against contact tracing so no one finds out that I don't get invited to parties.
+Arriving 13 minutes late to a 15 minute talk and having the gall to ask a question.
+Asking for 2 room keys during check-in, knowing full well I'm not getting laid.
+Bart Preneel's \\ private key.
+Beefing up my Proposition to a Theorem because I'm that awesome.
+Being forced to attend social events because I'm the visitor's official host.
+Being the only smartly dressed person in the room.
+Best rejected paper award.
+Bragging about getting held up at Border Control for saying I'm a cryptographer.
+Brexit.
+Checking my Google Scholar profile daily.
+Chocolate-covered shrimp.
+Citing personal communication.
+Conferences with 5 submissions at 11:59pm.
+Crippling student debt.
+Crypto wars.
+Day drinking.
+Deadline day flatulence.
+Deliberately hiding inefficiencies inside the big O.
+Deliberately not referencing a superior paper.
+Desperately trying to plug my crypto research into a grant application on pandemic prevention.
+Diffie but definitely not Hellman.
+Doing Facebook maths puzzles to show I am better than those idiot 97\%.
+Double ROT-13.
+Drinking alone.
+Dropping the word Blockchain into my research proposal as many times as possible.
+Dual\_EC\_DRBG.
+Encrypted database security definitions.
+Explaining what my job is at a family reunion.
+Falling asleep in a 5-person meeting.
+Feeling flattered because a conference spam email addressed me as Professor.
+Fighting over LaTeX syntax.
+Filing a patent application for modular multiplication... in 2017.
+Flirting with people at the conference registration desk.
+Forgetting my VGA adapter.
+Frantically taking notes during every talk.
+GDPR requirements.
+Getting a fourth cookie during a coffee break because I have no one to talk to.
+Getting rejected, but then taking immediate solace in the fact that the selection of papers was a difficult and challenging task.
+Getting stuck at the French-speaking banquet table.
+Getting tenure, then chilling the f--- right out!
+Getting turned on by a proof.
+Going straight to journal.
+Government-mandated backdoors.
+HTTPS everywhere!
+Hands-on supervision.
+Having time to catch up on my reading, \\ then not doing it.
+Having to wear pants.
+Having to write a polite rebuttal to the reviewer who clearly didn't read past page 2.
+Hiding my conflict of interest.
+Hillary Clinton's BlackBerry.
+Home-baked, snake oil crypto.
+Ignoring reviewer comments and resubmitting immediately.
+Ignoring the session chair flashing 5 minutes left because I've got 23 slides to go.
+Including an XKCD comic in my slides because I'm so original.
+Knapsack cryptosystems, revisited.
+LNCS' 25-foot margins.
+Making claims in the submission that you hope you can achieve before the rebuttal.
+Maths-terbation.
+My Silk Road purchase history.
+My \textit{h}-index.
+My automated reply saying ``email responses will be delayed'', when I know damn well I'll be online with high-speed internet access 24/7.
+My butt.
+My crypto blog views getting into the double digits.
+My dear friend the Program Chair overruling 3 borderline rejects on my paper.
+My genitals.
+My inappropriate supervisor.
+My inflated sense of self-importance that warrants my PGP key.
+My much more successful career as a singer after rocking the Crypto rump session.
+My relationship status.
+My second divorce.
+My sex life.
+My side job as an incompetent security consultant.
+My successful career at a patent troll company.
+My supervisor's morning breath.
+Nigel Smart's new Hawaiian shirt.
+Not being important enough to be asked to sign the public statement on contact tracing.
+Not feeling guilty about falling asleep during the keynote.
+Not having to wear pants.
+Not needing to pretend to listen to the other speakers in my session.
+Overselling it hard in the introduction.
+Password1.
+Picturing the FSE audience naked.
+Politely starting an answer with ``That's a good question...'', when the question is actually idiotic.
+Post-quantum RSA.
+Preparing for two weeks to give a 15-minute presentation to a room of 7 people all on their laptops.
+Pretending to care when my vegetarian coauthor complains about the lack of banquet options.
+Pretending to understand.
+Pubic key cryptography.
+Publishing anyway.
+Purchasing the Springer hardcopies I publish in because my mom is collecting them.
+Putting an outdoors-y photo on my academic webpage to look well-rounded.
+Quadruple XOR.
+Quantum key distribution.
+Quickly trying to peek at someone's badge as I shake their hand, but it's flipped backwards.
+Reading the person in front's emails.
+Relatives who ask me to help them install their printer on Windows.
+Remembering when `working from home' meant a day off.
+Rogaway's loose morals.
+Satoshi Nakamoto.
+Security through obscurity.
+Sending an email at 11pm so people think I work hard.
+Serious rump session speakers.
+Sexual tension.
+Skype dropping out every 10 to 15 seconds.
+Social sciences.
+Someone less senior than me signing off with ``Thanks in advance''.
+Spending 3 Bitcoin on pizza in 2012.
+Spending all of my Levchin prize money on cocaine.
+Springer's editorial team.
+Starting a conversation with ``When did you fly in?'', because I have nothing interesting to say.
+Taking a group shower with my recent co-authors.
+Telling anyone who'll listen quite how busy I am.
+Thanking the anonymous reviewers for their ``useful'' comments.
+That feeling when my article is sitting pretty at the top of the ePrint archive.
+That one asshole who's always sleeping during my Eurocrypt talks.
+The MIT Mafia.
+The NSA's massive stack of amateur porn.
+The North Korean Cryptographic Standard.
+The awkward question the chair asks when nobody understood the talk.
+The awkward silence of 8 people standing in a circle during the afternoon coffee break.
+The great firewall of China.
+The great paywall of IEEE.
+The intoxicating aroma of 12 PhD students in one office.
+The latest dance mix album by DJ~Bernstein.
+The one person I don't want to get stuck next to on the conference excursion bus.
+The one really hot person at CHES registration drinks.
+The one suit I own for meetings with industry.
+The person in the front row taking photos of every slide.
+The secret flash drive hidden in my underwear.
+The sound of 50 people on a Zoom call all trying to speak at once.
+The student body.
+The walking zombie corpse of Claude Shannon.
+Thinking I'm so clever for using pictures of Alice (Cooper) and Bob (Marley).
+Throwing a party for my next citation milestone.
+Trying to make TCC friends at the bar in order to get the IACR 7-conference grand slam.
+Turbulent bowel movements in the middle of my Asiacrypt presentation.
+Turning up to one meeting and claiming co-authorship.
+Tweeting about my paper acceptance.
+Unbreakable military-grade encryption.
+Undergrads.
+Using Beamer because it's social suicide to use PowerPoint.
+Using ``it clearly follows'' when the implied following is anything but clear.
+Using ``we should talk about this offline'' because the question exposes holes in my paper.
+Using indecipherable, non-standard notation to hide a dodgy proof.
+Vital sugar beet auctions.
+WalnutDSA.
+Wearing a T-shirt with a Linux joke.
+Wearing a conference t-shirt... in public.
+When you realize that quantum computers have been 10 years away for 3 decades.
+Wistfully looking out of the window of my overly-cramped PhD office.
+Writing a reference for someone I can't remember meeting.
+Yet another cryptographer falling into the blockchain startup abyss.
+\texttt{Ctrl+F}'ing to see how many times I'm cited and finding ``0 results''.
+``Working'' remotely.
+{\comicsans A slide deck entirely in Comic Sans.}