# ICFP2020 Cards \BLANK is just \BLANK in the Category of \BLANK. # Some cards taken from: # https://github.com/CardsAgainstCryptography/CAC/blob/master/src/white.txt # Slightly modified to take out most sexist / racist / ... stuff and comply # with the cafp format. Added more \BLANKs to a few because we can. A PL conference is never complete without \BLANK. Both Microsoft and Apple have concerns with \BLANK. Did you hear that \BLANK is the new hot topic? Due to the Covid crisis, I have rekindled my enthusiasm for \BLANK. I always include \BLANK in my reviewer feedback. I can't believe I got away with \BLANK. I can't believe my grant application for \BLANK was denied! I can't concentrate without \BLANK. I drink to forget \BLANK. I find that \BLANK relieves pre-submission stress. I get by with a little help from \BLANK. I got 99 problems but \BLANK ain't one. I hope no one finds out about \BLANK. I just got out of an incomprehensible talk on \BLANK and \BLANK. I just hope the reviewers don't notice \BLANK. I only got through my PhD because of a long-winded explanation of \BLANK. I think I will skip the session on \BLANK this year. I was surprised to get no questions about \BLANK the end of my presentation on \BLANK. I woke up drenched in sweat from a nightmare about \BLANK. I woke up filled with shame about \BLANK. I'm hoping to avoid 2/3 of the program committee, because my paper is on \BLANK. I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of \BLANK. My academic CV says I'm an expert on \BLANK. My career started with \BLANK. My favourite thing about online conferences is \BLANK. One regret I have from my PhD is \BLANK. Putting \BLANK in my application helped me immensely. Remembering \BLANK, then immediately vomiting. Self-isolation is fantastic for \BLANK. The next big thing will almost certainly be \BLANK. The talk that had the most influence on my personal life was \BLANK. When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of \BLANK. Why can't I sleep at night? \BLANK \BLANK kept me up all night. When all this is over, I'm not looking forward to \BLANK. What's a programmer's best friend? What's my secret power? \BLANK