From 703bad4fad198d670272fd71d84912ba4dfda264 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Jasper Van der Jeugt Date: Fri, 31 Jul 2020 21:47:54 +0200 Subject: Capitalization --- black.txt | 78 +-------------------------------------------------------------- 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 77 deletions(-) (limited to 'black.txt') diff --git a/black.txt b/black.txt index 0a5908f..c05bfb9 100644 --- a/black.txt +++ b/black.txt @@ -1,79 +1,3 @@ # ICFP2020 Cards \BLANK is just \BLANK in the Category of \BLANK. - -# These are the old cards I copied. -A crypto conference is never complete without \BLANK. -A recent laboratory study shows that undergrads have 50\% less sex after being exposed to \BLANK. -A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without \BLANK. -Both Microsoft and Apple have concerns with \BLANK. -Bruce Schneier's new book has a chapter on \BLANK. -Despite his work at Bletchley Park, Alan Turing is little know for his work on \BLANK. -Did you hear that \BLANK is the new hot topic? -Due to the Covid crisis, I have rekindled my enthusiasm for \BLANK. -During sex, I like to think about \BLANK. -Having really bad gas throughout November led to \BLANK. -I always include \BLANK in my reviewer feedback. -I can't believe I got away with \BLANK. -I can't believe my grant application for \BLANK was denied! -I can't concentrate without \BLANK. -I deserve to be an IACR fellow for my groundbreaking contributions to \BLANK. -I don't encrypt my files, I keep them hidden in \BLANK. -I drink to forget \BLANK. -I felt sick to my stomach at PKC because of \BLANK. -I find that \BLANK relieves pre-submission stress. -I get by with a little help from \BLANK. -I got 99 problems but \BLANK ain't one. -I hope no one finds out about \BLANK. -I just got out of an incomprehensible talk on \BLANK. -I just hope the reviewers don't notice \BLANK. -I only got through my PhD because of a long-winded explanation of \BLANK. -I swear I didn't go to Financial Crypto because of the location, I went for \BLANK. -I think I will skip the session on \BLANK this year. -I was going to include Katz and Lindell as recommended reading, but it doesn't contain anything on \BLANK. -I was surprised to see anyone awake at the end of my presentation on \BLANK. -I woke up drenched in sweat from a nightmare about \BLANK. -I woke up filled with shame about \BLANK. -I'll eat my hat if anyone ever breaks \BLANK. -I'm hoping to avoid 2/3 of the program committee, because my paper is on \BLANK. -I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of \BLANK. -I've had it with these blockchain bros! ``Crypto'' means \BLANK. -It took 72,000 instances, but I finally cracked \BLANK. -It turns out that my company's password policy requires \BLANK. -My academic CV says I'm an expert on \BLANK. -My career started with \BLANK. -My favourite thing about online conferences is \BLANK. -My encryption scheme is extra secure because of \BLANK. -My first accepted paper was on provably secure \BLANK. -My latest paper on \BLANK will help me get more citations than Mihir Bellare. -My student couldn't complete their homework due to \BLANK. -Oh no! I just saw Koblitz and Menezes taking another look at \BLANK. -One regret I have from my PhD is \BLANK. -Putting \BLANK in my application helped me immensely. -RWC was already full when I tried to register because I was too busy \BLANK. -Remembering \BLANK, then immediately vomiting. -Self-isolation is fantastic for \BLANK. -TSA guidelines now prohibit \BLANK on airplanes. -Talk dirty to me, baby. Tell me about \BLANK. -The Bletchley Park Museum has just opened an interactive exhibit on \BLANK. -The Israeli government stores its data with \BLANK. -The best thing about having Eurocrypt 2020 online was \BLANK. -The next big thing will almost certainly be \BLANK. -The talk that had the most influence on my personal life was \BLANK. -The thing I love most about staying in the UCSB dorms during Crypto is \BLANK. -The way things are going, the best paper at Crypto 2048 will probably be about \BLANK. -There is nothing quite like \BLANK, alone in the office at night. -WTF! My paper on \BLANK just got rejected from the ePrint server. -What ended my last relationship? -What gets better with age? -What is the best way to wind down at the end of a hard day? -What never fails to liven up the Eurocrypt banquet? -What will always get you laid? -What's a cryptographer's best friend? -What's my secret power? -When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of \BLANK. -When all this is over, I'm not looking forward to \BLANK. -When my crypto patents turn me into a billionaire, I will erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate \BLANK. -Why can't I sleep at night? -Yo' momma so dumb she encrypts her files with \BLANK. -\BLANK kept me up all night. -\BLANK was the last thing I expected to find in Edward Snowden's leaked documents. +Really, \BLANK would be better without \BLANK. -- cgit v1.2.3